bon mots

A compendium of dumb, ridiculous, and occasionally hilarious malapropisms and grammar gaffes committed by students.
Nov 23
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Blame the Greeks

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is an entertainment organization that provides entertainment to the people.  It was started by the ancient Greeks who used to play the game during day time as they believed that by doing so their bodies would be blessed with energy.

Sep 24
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The United States of America: now with 53 states!

As of now sports betting is illegal in 49 states in the US.  The only states that sports betting are legal are Delaware, Montana, Oregon, and Nevada; where the entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas, is located.

Sep 19
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Quiz

“It is a bad idea to load your research paper with to many facts becuase, facts bore the reader and will not keep him hooked if you use to many of them.  I was absent and to stupid to read sylabus for hw.”

Apr 02
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No sleeveless shirts for Irish Catholics

“Soon after his death Catholics lost their right to vote, to bare arms, to enlist in the military or to marry a Protestant”

Mar 19
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“Chen also notes that ‘a gym in Little Tokyo could serve as a bong’ for the Japanese-Americans”

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“All in all, fraternities, even though they have some bad eyes on their shoulders due to the stereotypes, members have kept high heads and shoulders in the society, have made a lot of positive impacts on people and have made role models figures for the young men of society.”

Mar 15
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“Acting so superior, he feels as though a signed autograph of himself is enough to give for the loss of the family”

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“The tone of these two pieces are very different, although the massages are the same.”

Feb 15
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Andrew Kimbrell begins the article with statistics of how men are dying earlier than women and more frequently than women and that they are in a downward spiral of drugs and depression